He is always stapling papers together. He loves to staple. Is there a job in the Library of Congress as the Official Government Stapler? If so, he is almost guaranteed to win that job. He is neat and efficient at stapling. See for yourself:
Of course he is good at lots of other things. But yesterday morning he got up early to work on stapling-the-blog-project. He is a dedicated stapler. The only other thing I can recall he has gotten out of bed early for is to go on vacation. I think he is a Zen Stapler.
He is also a bit of a Zen Athlete and Zen Sister-botherer. But those are stories for another day.