and that you are supposed to enter your phone number (the old number of the landline that no longer exists but still gives you access to the fabulous Kroger Plus discounts) and instead you open your wallet and swipe the card for this alternative grocery store (out of habit since this is where you normally shop)
....if you do that do you know what happens?
I was afraid that alarms would sound, a big net would fall down on me, and the manager of the store would holler Shame On You! at me.
But instead what happens is...Kroger accepts your card from The Other Grocery and gives you the discounts anyway.
You gotta love that! I nominate Kroger for President!