After whining several times in this blog about how my hair increases in size in direct relation to the humidity, I learned something new. A new word. Volumizing. You may ask, how did you learn this word? Well, the answer is, I read it. On my shampoo bottle. In the shower. Monday morning.
Volumizing? I asked myself. Self, I said, you don't need no stinkin' volumizing now that it's summertime! What were you thinking, self? I said. You need something else.
Then I found a sample of something called CALM shampoo in the shower caddy, and tried it. Yes, much better.
But later when I went shopping to try to find CALM shampoo, I couldn't find it. I did not feel calm right then. I felt like my emotions were getting volumized. But at the last minute, before I would have been asked to leave the store through the back door, I found something called "None of Your Frizzness" shampoo. I bought that right up! And soon I'll have a hair status report on how that sassy-named shampoo did with my bad-ass summertime hair.
Well, hair rebellion and sweating-like-a-pig aside, I'm ready for summer.
Not that it's any of your frizzness!
About Me
- Kim
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- Getting older is not for sissies. I'm not a sissy, thank goodness. I'm a physical therapist, mom, daughter, sister, friend, and I am looking forward to "what's next?"
3 comments:
Is that what Jesus meant when he said he was going to do his Father's frizzness?
Susan?
Perhaps. I'm sure his hair, in that climate, could have used some calming.
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