It's Pistol Patent Day. Whatever that means. I think the next pistol design should shoot common sense rather than bullets. Here are some people I would shoot with The Common Sense Pistol.
1. All Members of the US Congress
2. All Illinois elected representatives
3. Khaddafy
4. Anyone with the following last names: Palin, Lohan, Limbaugh. This list could be lengthened with just a little bit of work.
5. Most doctors.
6. All lawyers.
7. My ex.
I don't really know how to design this type of tool. I may ask Sierra to work on this. Any design suggestions are welcome. Thank you!
About Me
- Kim
- United States
- Getting older is not for sissies. I'm not a sissy, thank goodness. I'm a physical therapist, mom, daughter, sister, friend, and I am looking forward to "what's next?"
5 comments:
I have no doubt Sierra will whip one out this week-end.
Hmm, if I had a hammer...
A tool that sprays a common sense aroma on all the women in the world.Any guy or girl getting a whiff of this would, you know what.
There are times when I could use a squirt.
Amen.
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