Here is a quiz:
It's not easy being...
1. Green,
2. A lazy blogger, or
3. A Cubs fan.
Ok, i'm not green so I can't say. But I am a lazy blogger and that's easy. The correct answer, then, must be....A Cubs Fan.
To wit:
Tie game, bottom of the ninth, 2 outs bases loaded. Cubs need one out...a strike out, a force play at any base, a pop up...any old kind of out will do. Then we can go to the 10th inning for a chance to win.
Did I mention we had lost 10 games In a Row?
Three balls, two strikes, full count...and the Cubs pitcher, a good relief pitcher, (usually)...hits the batter.
Game Over.
Did I mention that makes 11 games lost In A Row?
Worst record in major league baseball, (well, tied with the Minnesota Twins that is.)
New Quiz:
It's not easy being...
1. A Minnesota Twins fan?
2. A....nevermind.
2 comments:
I thought things might look up for the Cubs once you started managing.
You did good job! Keep it up...
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