On Monday of last week I had a visit from someone who is supposedly very lonely. I came home from work at lunchtime, and $179 later he left. I don't think I've ever had such an expensive lunch! Thanks a LOT, Maytag Repair-Guy.
He did find $4.63 in change inside the dryer, which he returned to me. And broken "gas coils" which Ironing Man said sound like something a gastro-enterologist should be fixing. Especially at those rates.
In other weekly news...Sisi started swimming at the "silver" level on the Funky Fish Swim Club. Promoted from Bronze. Now she has longer practices and harder practices. She was very nervous the first night. I told the head coach, who apparently told her coach, who went up to her before practice and said, "Don't worry. You're not going to die tonight."
J-dude will probably be moving up next month to that level, too. He's working hard and improving all his times in his meets. Except for the 100-yard backstroke today where he (1) smashed his left hand into the wall at the end of his first lap, which (2) hurt like the dickens, and then he (3) disqualified in the event. Miscounting your backstrokes can be both painful and frustrating, but not fatal either.
This girl dropped 2 seconds off her best time on 50 yard fly. And she wants to be called Batman from now on. In this blog, and on her swim team. Yes, her best buddy in swimming is Robin.
J-dude dropped 7 seconds in his 100 yard freestyle and 13 seconds in his 200 yard freestyle this weekend. And Sisi, er...Batman-girl...thinks he should be called "The Flash."