I met the world's most amusing clerk yesterday, at Target of all places. Tawanna said to me, as I stepped up to the register with a pack of gum and a bottle of wine to take to Kathy's house: "Young lady, I am going to have to see some ID for you to buy that." I giggled like a school girl and opened my wallet. I said "Oh honey, I am old enough to have kids old enough to buy this." Tawanna then said, "no, I don't think you are even old enough to have kids. Let's see the driver's license." Then I said she was my new favorite person in the whole world and I wanted to tell her boss she deserved a raise. She was all over that! We joked around some more, and then she said, "Anytime you are having a bad day you just come and see me." And I think she probably meant that. I could get a 3-minute counseling session for the price of a pack of gum, plus tax of course.
Perhaps I will steal her away from Target and we will start a "drive-through" counseling business. You could pull up to the window in your car. Hand over $2.03 or however much you normally spend on your overpriced morning java. Tawanna would come to the window and talk to you for 3 minutes. You drive away feeling a whole lot better about yourself. We could have punch-cards, so after 10 sessions you get a free chat with her.
Speaking of drive-through feel good moments, someone in the minivan ahead of me prepaid my Starbucks yesterday! So I did the same for the person behind me in line.
I also had many feel-good moments before and after the Logistical Discussion with Oscar the Grouch, when loved ones near and far talked with me, cared for me, made me laugh. Thanks loved ones!
One good laugh deserves another, right? You make me laugh almost everyday.
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Tell Tawanna that I need 3 minutes of her time.
ReplyDeleteMy visit to Target to buy a battery for my garage door opener ended up with a couple of swear word and getting the young ladies boss involved.
I Wanna Tawanna would be a big drive-through business success, I am sure!
ReplyDeleteYour Tawanna might be the clone of my dad's Penelope. She jollies him out of his crabbiness, changes his Depends, and improves my outlook when I visit everyday. Tawanna and Penelope probably make a bit more than minimum wage.
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