Friday, February 25, 2011

Annie Get Your Pistol

It's Pistol Patent Day.  Whatever that means.  I think the next pistol design should shoot common sense rather than bullets.  Here are some people I would shoot with The Common Sense Pistol.

1.  All Members of the US Congress
2.  All Illinois elected representatives
3.  Khaddafy
4.  Anyone with the following last names:  Palin, Lohan, Limbaugh.   This list could be lengthened with just a little bit of work.
5.  Most doctors.
6.  All lawyers.
7.  My ex. 

I don't really know how to design this type of tool.  I may ask Sierra to work on this.  Any design suggestions are welcome.  Thank you!
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5 comments:

  1. EllenFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    I have no doubt Sierra will whip one out this week-end.

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  2. KathleenFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    Hmm, if I had a hammer...

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  3. ted tingleyFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    A tool that sprays a common sense aroma on all the women in the world.Any guy or girl getting a whiff of this would, you know what.

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  4. KathleenFebruary 25, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    There are times when I could use a squirt.

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  5. CollagemamaFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Amen.

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